How to escape from a Monster 101

Have Patience


see.... patience....
you can also play dead, but patience might get you treats ;p

wait for it
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*dash*

Golden Ball

chi : Here poch.... train with the golden ball instead

poch : seriously chi ??? dat ??

poch : here boli boli....

chi : but dat's ur name poch, not the ball's

poch : ohh owkayy... here goldie goldie....

poch : chi.... it's not responding

should I just attack it ?

*aumph*

poch : i don't want to train with goldie anymore,

she's a snob

*pouts again*

poch : chi dear, can I train with this instead ?

i found this under the table

chi : what table ? dat's my red sandal

poch : here... i can train with this like this....

busy poch

chi : what r u doing poch ?

poch : just sniffing

chi : *back to watching tv*

chi : *hears noises*

*and more noises*

chi : poch ...

poch : what ?

chi : what are you doing ?

poch : umm... i'm "FART training" , Remember ? it's part of my ninja training regime.

chi : well, umm... too, but no... no.... leggo poch

poch : *pouts*

Tricked

Usually poch grabs something she likes and start munching on them

*socks, sandals, small towels, tissue rolls, rugs, mops, broom, leash, chew chew, water bottles, cardboard boxes, artificial plant leaves , .....ooh the list*
and chi chi would have to run and run and run after her to try and grab back those stuff from her jaw. *wipes sweat*

So clever chi chi comes up with a solution.
noo... the solution is not being organized and start putting things away in order, that would be insane :P

So chi chi lures unsuspecting ninja puppy aka pronchball with strategically placed baits aka unused sandals.
when the unsuspecting ninja aka poch approaches the bait, chi chi carefully observes, and just when ninja puppy grabs the bait, chi chi suddenly appears from her discreet stakeout location, this is when poch starts to frantically run away, and chi chi smiles cunningly and starts to run run run in exercise-workout-i'm-gonna-have-a-6-pack mode. Ha !!

what do you know.... you can trick even a sneaky ninja puppy to your advantage.

Lightning Speed

Since an early age, poch has mastered the skill of climbing up n down the stairs at lightning speed !
*tumbling down is only icing on the cake, poch says*

chi chi : " am so proud of u poch " *hugz*

groupies : Brava Poch !!
Quel talent ! t'es une tres douee ninja !

poch : " yas chi chi, i know " *hugz back*

*fix hair*

" and groupies.... , venez-vous, je vous donne des grands bisous ! " *sluurrp*

Sniffer

*sniff sniff*

have u been to the dumpster again chi chi ?

Trains

Ninja Obstacle Training

mmm... nose is salty

Ninja Gangsta Smirk

Pochi is Ninja, Yo !

don't mess with me !

Yo !

Da Light Test

Pochi baby Ninja passes the tremendous temptation

of Da Light Test

Da wat ?

Da Light Test !!

pochi no chase artificial light from battery powered flashlight

pochi ignore light

pochi pass da test

pass da test , pochi say !!

Da what test ?

Daaa Lighttt Teeestttt !!!!

try and ask pochi the same question again.....

*ninja stance*

Ninja Puppy Trains Hard

" Pull "

Fang Resistant Training

aka FaRT

" will pochi wear braces if pochi keeps on FaRT-ing ? "

Cobra Ninja Puppy

Fifth Ninja Disguise

Pochi as a Cobra Poobra

oui... dat's "hiss hiss" in venomous snake term

" who dares take my chew chew away ? "

Pronch Ball

Fourth Ninja Disguise

"Pochi as an Armadillo"

aka Pronch Ball

wise word of warning

"will attack when poked"

oui, oui, attackooo

Ninja Show off

pochi : pochi wants to show pochi's skills

please come follow pochi

come come... don't be shy

pochi must strecth first *umm.. must reach*

Pochi has angelic voice, and now, pochi will sing for you

"Awoo.. Just walking in the rain... awoooo... la la la"

"Raindrops keep falling on my head... la la la .. awooo"

FIN

*Bows*

Thank you thank you , please sit down... merci beacoup :)

Now Pochi give celebrity pose for photos

*Supasta*

Poch's Fangs

Poch's been using me as a target practice lately,

you know how they train big dogs to attack the trainer's arm encased in dat thick arm-glove thingy ? Well... trainer's arm is me all over and dat thick arm-glove thingy is nonexistent.

Pain ? oui. Poch ? happy

Hand = Target practice

Arm = Target practice

Feet = Target practices

Hair = sniff sniff first, then pull

Look at those fangs !!

So it's puncture marks all over, ouch ouch.
multiple fang marks, eeyooohaaa.
And she acts as if she was hunting... observe first, and she does dat gesture where it looks like as if she was sorta bowing, and moves carefully towards you and bam.... she jumps at your arm... fang marks !

me : Hey poch.... poch
pochi : *no response* *munch munch*
me : poch... hey poch.....
pochi : .... Huh ?!
me : poch, were you a guard dog in previous life ?
poch : mm... maybe
me : maybe ?
poch : *mumble mumble*
me : what's dat ?
poch : Pochi is Ninja, and Ninja needs proper training to become Supa Ninja Pu

Ninja is still a Puppy

Although a Ninja, Poch is still a puppy Ninja.
Thankfully, Mamma chika is here to guide puppy Ninja to become Supa puppy Ninja.

Puppy Ninja looking for milk.

Baby ninja so cute !

Pochi is a Ninja

First Ninja Disguise :

Pochi as a Rabbit

Second Ninja Disguise :Pochi as a Feline

Third Ninja Disguise :

Pochi as a Chameleon

I've finally figured it out, Poch is not cross-eyed, she has a 360 degree rotation vision capabilites just like the chameleon.
Way cool... !!

Ninja Pochi in Action :

pochi : "Bring it On , you yellow rolling thingy"

*wrestling with green hand menace*