My precious Puppy

me : Poch... since I don't have a blogertary.... yet, I'm gonna leave you alone for a while, promise dat you won't make any mess, won't chew on my stuff okay ?

Poch : owkay, pochie pwomise

*noise*

me : Poch... !

Poch : o ouw *busted*... yas chi chi ?

me : dat's my backpack... you pwomised dat you wouldn't chew on my stuff !

Poch : but it's my precious , my pwecious.....

Telefone

*ring ring*

:) : pronchie....

Poch : huh ? why do you disturb my peace ?

:) : phone for you dear

Poch : is it chi chi ? chi chi... is dat you ?

let me talk on the phone.... gimme phone....

are we going to mowntains now ? roadtrip ?

chi chi ? chi chi answer me... chi chi....

*a short while later*

Poch : chi chi... are you there ?

da puppy medidates

me : Poch....?

Poch : shoosh chi chi, I'm concentrating

me : on what ? why ?

Poch : to get your last name of course !

me : can i just be chi chi pronchie ?

Poch : mmm, I'll also medidate on dat

me : you mean "meditate on dat" ?

Poch : yes dat's wat I said

me : but you said....

Poch : shoosh chi chi, I'm medidating

Your name is chi chi

Poch : chi chi !

me : huh ?

Poch : your name is chi chi !

me : no... my name's....

Poch : yas, it's chi chi...

me : ?

Poch : you look like a chi chi, you have a chi chi face

me : what does dat mean ?

Poch : it means u r chi chi !

me : Do I have a last name ?

Poch : I'll meditate on that

And chi chi....

me : yas dear :)

Poch : u're also my mommy

me : awww... poch... *hugz*

From the Sky

This is Pochi from the sky

*oh poch, why r u so wet ?*

*hugz*

Monkey dance

Poch : ta ra ra ra...ta ra ra ra *staccato*
me : Poch... what r u doing ?

Poch : I'm doing the monkee dance

*ta ra ra ra.... ta ra ra*

with green infrared night vision eyes

me : monkey dance ? green eyes ?

u're kinda scaring me....

Poch : yas... it is believed to quicken the days till our roadtrip

*ta ra ra ra.... ta ra ra ra *

it's also my 6th ninja disguise

*ta ra ra ra ...*

come join me... don't be shy...

*ta ra ra ra ..... ta ra ra*

Da Dog Pouts

Poronchi was surfing the wide web world just now.
world web wide ? wide wide world ?
and stumbled upon Lorenza's site
and poch's been on a strike since then.

why o why I ask continuously
pout and pout is all I get from da Ninja Puppy
so I've decided to take this seriously and investigate this matter before it escalates into something bigger.

So... I peeked into Lorenza's crib.
ahh... dat's why....

(Lorenza has her own private fridge and special dining table, :) woohoo)

Poch : *daydreaming*

me : poch... hey poch...

Poch : *ignores*

me : *poke*

Poch : yas ?

me : we can share the big fridge you know :)

Poch : mmphh... *pouts*

me : I'll let you choose your spot...

Poch : .... only if I can also have my own puppy dining table

me : hmm.. tell you what.... how bout I take you to the mountains ?

Poch : To da mowntains ?

me : si....

Poch : when when when ?

me : soon soon soon :)

Poch : okay... but we'll have this talk again once we get back ow-rite ?

me : o-rite poch..... so.., truce ?

Poch : thruce trucee.... :) *packs up ninja fanny pack*

Pronchie... wer r u ?

me : Pronchiehoo.... Pronchieee......
Pronchiehooooo...... Pronchiiie.....
where r u hiding Pronchiiie ?
Pronchiiiie Pronch pronchhh.....
Pronchiehooo......

Pronch's not hiding, I'm just bored

Gangsta Dance

*hiphop music plahying*

Poch : And gangsta must know how to move it, Yo !

me : I thought u were a Ninja , yo ?

aren't u just running there ?
Poch : don't fight me, Yo !

Look into my eyes and see the sweat, Yo !

me : what sweat ? dogs don't sweat, yo !

Poch : *stares sadistically* what did u just say , Yo ?

me : umm... nuting..yo..

Poch : Don't you "yo" me, Yo !

can you run with just a single handstand, Yo ?

can you breakDance, Yo ?

*flex muscle*

me : can you also play yoyo, yo ?

Poch : What's yoyoyo, Yo !

me : not yoyoyo, yo !, it's yoyo, yo !

Poch : r u playing me, Yo ?

DragoN Head

Yes, this is DragoN Head puppy

*N being code word for Ninja*

How, you ask, can you achieve similar breathtaking effect ?

simplement ajoutez juste l'eau

which roughly translates as

semplicemente aggiunga appena l'acqua

no ? try this one

simplemente apenas agregue el agua

or this one

adicione simplesmente apenas a água

still no ? how bout this one ?

addieren Sie einfach einfach Wasser

ahh... the joy of being a polyglot Ninja Puppy

danke danke.... danke schon

" what did you just say ? "

" it doesn't look like a dragoN head ? "

" Now what was that again ? "

" Must Pochi remind you of the Gangsta Smirk ? "

Ninja Gangsta Smirk

Pochi is Ninja, Yo !

don't mess with me !

Yo !

Da Light Test

Pochi baby Ninja passes the tremendous temptation

of Da Light Test

Da wat ?

Da Light Test !!

pochi no chase artificial light from battery powered flashlight

pochi ignore light

pochi pass da test

pass da test , pochi say !!

Da what test ?

Daaa Lighttt Teeestttt !!!!

try and ask pochi the same question again.....

*ninja stance*

Ninja Puppy Trains Hard

" Pull "

Fang Resistant Training

aka FaRT

" will pochi wear braces if pochi keeps on FaRT-ing ? "

Cobra Ninja Puppy

Fifth Ninja Disguise

Pochi as a Cobra Poobra

oui... dat's "hiss hiss" in venomous snake term

" who dares take my chew chew away ? "

Pronch Ball

Fourth Ninja Disguise

"Pochi as an Armadillo"

aka Pronch Ball

wise word of warning

"will attack when poked"

oui, oui, attackooo

New Year

Pochi wishes you a

Happy Christmas
and a
Merry New Year
Pochihoo !!

me : psstt... poch, it's the other way around...
pochie : nooo.. pochi's creative..., this way is more fun !